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Listen carefully

 

 

Words to John Henry's Wonder Water Diet

 

Would you like to eliminate unwanted pounds and inches?

Do you long to be slim and trim?

Well, if you do, then you need to try John Henry's wonder water diet.

This is absolutely the most effective diet you'll ever try in your life--guaranteed.

and at only $2.50 a gallon, it's quite a bargain too.

It's really very simple. Intead of having a cup of coffee in the morning, drink a

cup of boiling wonder water, and for lunch, have a generous portion of crushed ice.

For dinner you may have a bowl of ice cubes followed by colored ice pops

for dessert, and don't forget to drink 8 glasses of Wonder Water daily as

in between meal snacks.

This diet is most effective when combined with plenty of rest; at least 2 to 3

hours of sleep a night, and exercise. A 5 mile jog, followed by half an hour of

aerobics daily should be sufficient. Just follow this program for one month to

six weeks and you will be amazed by the results.

 

Now just listen to this word from one of our satisfied customers.

 

(Satisfied Customer) "It worked for me. Ha ha ha ha ha, hee, hee hee."

 

The Commercial above was something we did for fun. I was talking to my Dad (who's name happens to be John Henry). We were discussing the Miracle Diets that were on the market. He said that people should save thier money and drink just water in order to lose weight. That was how I got the idea for John Henry's Wonder Water Diet. There was a small portiion I left out that I may add back on later.
I have written a variety of essays, stories etc. I may post more as time goes on.